The Constitutional Monarchy of Belkardovian Empire is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Vladimir III with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.261 billion Belkardovian Empireans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of kranopolinburg. The average income tax rate is 31.6%.

The thriving Belkardovian Empirean economy, worth 91.3 trillion Belkardovian Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 72,367 Belkardovian Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, Russian Orthodox has been named as Belkardovian Empire's national religion, war is made in the name of love, and citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Belkardovian Empire's national animal is the Brown Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Russian Orthodox.

Belkardovian Empire is ranked 100,501^st in the world and 837^th in Europe for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,406.02 on the Gilded Widget Scale.